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A new baby has arrived! Congratulations to the proud parents—aka the shattered, milk-stained people who’ve just sacrificed literally everything for a tiny human that looks like a wrinkly potato in a hat.
And while the internet is full of pastel nonsense like “Welcome to the world, little angel!”, let’s be honest: they need caffeine, sympathy, and a card that tells it like it is.
That’s where we come in.
Cards like:
– “Well done on creating a tiny dictator.”
– “Sleep is for the weak. You are now officially strong.”
– “Congrats on your new boss baby. Hope you enjoy 47 years of worrying.”
We’ve also got sweet ones—heartfelt and wholesome, perfect for first-time mums, doting grandparents, or people who still believe in fairy tales. And the funny ones? Well, they’re for everyone else still trying to sterilise a bottle while their dog eats the nappy bin.A card can’t change nappies or help them find the lost dummy, but it can say: “You’ve got this. Eventually.”
