Anniversary Cards: For When You’ve Made It Through Another Year Without Murder

Anniversaries. That annual reminder you somehow haven’t throttled each other despite Brexit, bin disputes, and them refusing to ever rinse the dishes properly. It’s not just a celebration—it’s a bloody miracle.

And like all great British miracles (avoiding potholes, finding a seat on the train, getting the heating on before October), it deserves recognition. A proper card. Not just a mumbled “love you” while passing the remote.

Pick a card that speaks your truth:
– “Still married. Still weird. Still yours.”
– “You’re the one I want to watch terrible telly with forever.”
– “Happy anniversary. I tolerate you slightly more than everyone else.”

Whether it’s your first year or your fiftieth, our cards are like a warm pub lunch on a rainy Tuesday—comforting, occasionally inappropriate, and absolutely essential.

Add in a takeaway curry and a bottle of something cheap and sparkly and you’re golden. It’s romance, but make it British.