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There comes a point in life where birthdays stop being about balloons and start being about managing pain levels. You don’t bounce back from a night out anymore—you need electrolytes, a cold flannel, and 48 hours of peace.
That’s why adult humour cards exist. Because when you hit 30, 40, or—God forbid—60, all you really want is a card that says, “You’re old, knackered, and probably forgot your own birthday this morning. Happy Days.”
And we deliver. With cards that joke about creaking knees, grey hairs, and the soul-sapping reality of paying council tax and for parking. Want to make your mate Dave howl so hard he drops his pint of Stella? Sorted. Want to remind your brother-in-law that his hairline’s retreating faster than a rail replacement bus on a Sunday? Done.
Sure, they’re not suitable for a school raffle. Or your nan’s bridge club. But they are very suitable for mates who use phrases like “back in my day” unironically and consider wearing Crocs in the garden a lifestyle choice.
It’s real British birthday energy: slightly rude, entirely accurate, and best enjoyed with a cuppa and a packet of Hobnobs.