Easter in the UK is a curious thing. One minute we’re reflecting solemnly on tradition and religion, the next we’re elbowing pensioners out the way in Tesco for the last half-price Easter egg shaped like a dinosaur.
And while everyone’s handing out enough chocolate to single-handedly spike the nation’s blood sugar levels, no one’s talking about the true seasonal hero: the Easter card.
Yes, really. A proper, printed, envelope-included Easter card. Because while Mini Eggs are nice, they don’t deliver dry humour or gentle passive-aggression nearly as well as a card that says, “Happy Easter, now please stop bringing salad to the roast dinner.”
Ours go beyond the usual bunny-in-a-basket nonsense. Whether you’re sending something sweet to Auntie Jean in Cornwall or passive-aggressively reminding your sister in Leeds she still owes you for last year’s hotel booking, we’ve got you. Traditional? Tick. Cute enough for your nan’s mantlepiece? Tick. Funny enough to get you disinvited from Sunday lunch? Also tick.
Plus, unlike that overpriced Easter lamb you bought at Waitrose, our cards won’t burn a hole in your bank account or require three hours in the oven.